During these unprecedented times, we’re all having to make changes to our typical routines and protocols. In response to this crisis, Self Interactive is proud to announce the following changes to how we are conducting business:

• All virus scanners on our web servers have been updated to detect any occurrence of the COVID-19 signature on your website. Rest assured that it will be detected alongside any traditional computer viruses.
• N95 masks have been securely fastened to each server’s air intake fans at our offsite server farm.
• Complementary mouse cursor sanitizer has been provided via a popup on each website we host. Visitors to your website are encouraged rub the virtual gel all over their cursor pointer before clicking links on your site.
• All users of our VR/AR software have been given a free copy of the hand sanitization training module from our CoxHealth EVS Training simulation.
• While we have always encouraged employees to work from home as desired, it is now mandated.
• We have banned the use of the 🤝 emoji. We suggest 🤜🤛 instead.

From our warm, super-sincere corporate hearts to yours: best wishes to you and yours as we navigate this pandemic together.

Seriously, though. A major “thank you” to the first responders, people assisting with recovery/prevention efforts, and those who, unlike this post, are taking it seriously! Best wishes to all.